GRR! :@

My mother is a cow! She's the attention seeker, not me! I'm not being a typical, angst ridden teenager, but SHE'S THE ONE WHO WANTS THE ATTENTION, NOT ME!!!

She saw me mixing Bicarb with water. I told her it was because my stomach was hurting, because I'd eaten loads. So I went upstairs when she was gone, to the bathroom. I actually needed to go to the bathroom anyway, so luckily, after I'd drunk most of it, she forced her way into the bathroom.

You can imagine the look of horror, and repulsion on my face.
"MUM!"
She tastes some of the residue of the Bicarb at the bottom of my glass.
"That's salt." She sneers, a look of almost triumph on her face.
"No it isn't." I reply, annoyed.
"It would make me sick," She declares, swanning off, straight on the phone to the obese, arrogant, supercilious, ARSCHLOCH that is her fiancé, Steve.

I hate them both. It didn't even make me sick.